What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I've been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu'um and I'm the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker.

Goats are like mushrooms. Because if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

lifts more than me

you play old horror games on halloween lol

This guy has a small napkin but a big box ⬜ 10/10 hyperwah dude.

This guy has a small penis but a big heart <3 10/10 cowabunga dude.