+rep good profile, solid performance

1 game ban on record, banned

lets play <3

+rep MGE

nice awp

“pop45” is empty continue my friend

hey boss, saw your pearlescent balls p1 and was mad lookin for a trade? i got dope, hookers, and sim racing gear maybe we can work something out

Hey bro, saw your karambit doppler p2 and was curious if you would be willing to trade it? I have gloves, knives ,etc, maybe we can work something out.

Boss, I am a capsule seller, can I add a friend

hey can u add me :)

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If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't go to your funeral because I'd be in jail for killing da motha ♥♥♥♥♥ that killed you.


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We Ride Together
We Die Together
Send this Gun to everyone you care about including me if you care. If you get 5 back, you're a true homie.

hey i would offer u 300 key themed unu for the bucket

Just wait me pls, I have pure

Hey my cute friend, I want buy your hat for my boy friend, pls accept me and keep that hat, THANKS YOU VERY MUCH

Sup, Added you to negotiate the bucket :()

i added for bucket, why reject my add ;-;

Added to offer on bucket

accept pls :)

この ニガ, ベアンズ を たべる

really want that brain bucket, can offer keys, cash or other unusuals, please accept my add :>

Is ur bucket for sale?

Added for epic gamer unusual

The first being She would create would be named Na’ehunui,

i forgot i wrote this

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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tf2 prodigy

I am a potato.
I am a potato slowly rolling down a hill full of luscious French Fries.
They caress me gently as I slowly drift into the abyss of the frying pan.
I am gently and swiftly picked up.
I am now naked.
There are many different spices on me, and I know my life is soon over.
I am put back in the Frying pan.
The hand has now turned on the fires and I will soon be gone.
I feel the heat start to suck away at my potato soul.
The world slowly becomes yellow, and I lose consciousness.
I am a French Fry.
I am a French Fry being chewed, and swallowed.
I am in a stomach surrounded by acid.
I feel the warmth slowly dissolve me.
Feelings of joy wash over me as I am broken down for a greater purpose.
I feel my old Potato soul start to reel back to me.
I start to fade to black again.
I am Life Energy.
I wrote this one myself

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your son is the villain in fallout 4

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:]

Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

A panda walks into a bar, orders a meal and quietly eats it. When the bartender comes with the check, the panda pulls out a shotgun, shoots the bartender and starts to walk away. The bartender with his last breath screams "Why?!" the panda pulls out a dictionary, and points to the entry on pandas which reads Panda (n.) - Eats Shoots and leaves.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

This is to honor you buddy and have one hell of a time next tim eyou see these

It was autumn, and I wandered through the mandarin groves in silent contemplation. To my amazement I encountered the Buddha sat in the shade of a tree. With all the humility I could muster, I begged him to show me the path to enlightenment. Turning to me, the Buddha smiled, and said with infinite compassion, 'LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd'

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

Remember kids! 🔪Across the street for attention, down the road for results!🔪

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I owe my life to Arteezy. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to Arteezy's stream. I awoke from my coma and muted it.

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A big shout out to all the women who don't try being with a man because of his wealth and personal possessions. The best guys, mhm like me, are the one without the most wealth and have possessions that mean something not mean you have money and a tiny ♥♥♥♥.
I'm one of the kindest, straight forward, down to earth, caring, faithful, and passionate guys you'll meet. That means more than money and things. Step it up ladies.

it's 4⃣2⃣0⃣ today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the bible😇😋🙏🏽📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏽😂is the highest you can get🙌🏽😤

ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥

You know, you guys are the most intolerant people I've seen. /b/ is full of racists, sexist, and otherkin haters. My mom told me I could be anything I wanted... but she wouldn't let me. I begun discovering myself at a young age, flashbacks of my past life flooded my mind. I thought what I was feeling was wrong and stupid, until I discovered the internet. Tumblr quickly came to my aid, and that's when I knew it was time. I identify as a wooden Minecraft button (pronouns button/buttonself). I remember my life vividly. I was placed in multiple places in this beautiful base. It was singleplayer, 1.5. I remember it very well. I was placed on a verticle acacia log wall, acacia leaf roof with oak wood plank floors. I was crafted on a sunny day. I, along with my wood button brothers, were placed. Just, placed. Not always for doors, not always for decor, sometimes just to be pushed. I felt so free. Soon..