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Once there was a little girl called... who the ♥♥♥♥ cares what she was called. All that matters is she was a psycho who killed more people than Jason Voorhees and almost as many as Rambo. Then she died. The end.
Well, not quite. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to watch you touch yourself. She creeps into your room and stares, while cutting herself cause she was a total emo. So you have to stop touching yourself. Forever. Or they'll lock you up as a sex offender for jerking off around little girls.
Now send this to 10 other people, cause let's face it: you have nothing better to do. If you copy and paste this message and send it to your boss you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. Do it in exactly 53 minutes and Gozar will appear and destroy you.