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29 of 29 (100%) achievements earned:
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Time-machine

You have met the time-traveler
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:31am

Donor

You have given a life to the thing
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34am

I'm Tyrone

You have punished someone by penalty for smoking
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:04am

Fairy

You have washed the dishes
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:35am

They've killed Malvin! You bastards!

You have lubricated the engine
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34am

To the bottom!

You have fed the ducks
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:41am

One does not simply...

...cheat the troll
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:37am

Necromant

You have tried to resurrect someone
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:51am

Childfree

You have saved the world
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 3:00am

Holy sh*t

You have gone out of moral horizons. You are awful
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:39am

Mr. Clean

You have cleaned out the spot
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:20am

Chef

You have cooked a tasty soup
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:30am

Childfree 2.0: Revenge

I am rubber and you are glue
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:23am

ESKETIT!

You have beaten down the culture
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:29am

Eugenics

You have raised the angel
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:19am

Untermensch

You have completed a level at rank 'C'
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:35am

Ubermensch

You’ve completed a level at rank 'B'
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:43am

Above the Ubermensch

You have completed a level at rank 'A'
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:57am

Basement-dweller

You have left the house
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:59am

Gagarin

You have flown into space
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:06am

Master-thief

You have opened the safe
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:36am

Cheater

You peeked it on YouTube, didn’t you?
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:36am

SCP-087

You have complited a bonus level
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 2:40am

Point of no return

You have played more than 2 hours already
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10am

Many thanks to you

You have got the game
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:28am

Healthy lifestyle

Take 1000 steps
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:40am

Silent shitmaker

You have successfully done 10 skillcheck’s
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:38am

Looser

You are defecated. Really
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:29am

Forever alone

You have scared off birds 10 times
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:37am