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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2011 @ 12:16pm

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2011 @ 10:25pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2011 @ 8:09pm

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2011 @ 11:46pm

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2011 @ 6:44pm

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2011 @ 6:44pm

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 11:12pm

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2011 @ 11:47am

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 12:34pm

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 11:37pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2011 @ 2:44pm

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2011 @ 4:10pm

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2011 @ 1:59pm

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 11:09am

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2011 @ 5:32pm

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 10:43pm

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2011 @ 2:58pm

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 22 May, 2011 @ 12:52am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2011 @ 10:05pm

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2011 @ 10:57pm

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2011 @ 9:42pm

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2011 @ 9:55pm

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2011 @ 8:01pm

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2011 @ 2:43pm

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2013 @ 4:13pm

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 11:21pm

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2011 @ 11:46pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2011 @ 8:26pm

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2011 @ 1:25pm

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2011 @ 11:50pm

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2011 @ 9:55pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2011 @ 7:17pm

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2011 @ 1:15pm

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2011 @ 6:08pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 May, 2011 @ 3:57pm

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 May, 2011 @ 3:57pm

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 6:56pm

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 6:52pm

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2014 @ 6:12pm

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2014 @ 5:44pm

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2011 @ 7:36pm

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 May, 2011 @ 9:56pm

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2014 @ 1:31pm

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2011 @ 9:52pm

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2011 @ 11:09pm

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2013 @ 5:32pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2011 @ 2:45pm

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2011 @ 5:55pm

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 7:49pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2011 @ 2:46pm

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2011 @ 5:56pm

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 7:49pm

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2013 @ 10:15pm

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2011 @ 12:11pm

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2012 @ 4:38pm

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2011 @ 8:25pm

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2011 @ 6:44pm

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2011 @ 7:24pm

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2011 @ 9:25pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2011 @ 4:18pm

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2020 @ 7:55pm

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2011 @ 4:29pm

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2011 @ 2:31pm

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2013 @ 7:16pm

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2011 @ 8:26pm

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2011 @ 12:07pm

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2011 @ 5:33pm

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2011 @ 2:56pm

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2011 @ 11:10pm

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2011 @ 12:46pm

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2011 @ 4:33pm

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2014 @ 7:22pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2011 @ 2:03pm

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 May, 2011 @ 7:21pm

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2011 @ 8:44pm

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2011 @ 11:28pm

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2011 @ 2:44pm

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2011 @ 5:42pm

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2013 @ 6:00pm

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2011 @ 10:50pm

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2011 @ 10:02pm

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2011 @ 2:54pm

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2011 @ 5:13pm

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2011 @ 12:46pm

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2011 @ 4:33pm

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2011 @ 12:28pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2011 @ 9:19pm

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2011 @ 8:43pm

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 5:15pm

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 11:21pm

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 8:00pm

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2011 @ 12:24pm

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 2:27pm

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 12:50pm

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 8:20pm

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 12:35pm

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 11:12pm

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2011 @ 4:07pm

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2011 @ 7:44pm

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2011 @ 1:11pm

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 8:00pm

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 12:19pm

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2011 @ 8:54pm

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2011 @ 9:35pm

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2011 @ 2:19pm

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2013 @ 4:15pm

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2011 @ 11:06pm

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2011 @ 11:40pm

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2011 @ 4:31pm

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2013 @ 3:51pm

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 5:49pm

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:01pm

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2011 @ 10:09pm

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:05pm

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 5:41pm

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 5:34pm

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 5:45pm

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 7:03pm

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:16pm

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:01pm

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 6:00pm

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:13pm

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:10pm

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:51pm

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2011 @ 12:41am

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2011 @ 5:03pm

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2011 @ 1:07pm

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2011 @ 12:41am

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2011 @ 9:46am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2011 @ 10:42am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2011 @ 9:46am

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2011 @ 8:46pm

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2011 @ 7:49am

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2011 @ 6:15pm

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2011 @ 1:23pm

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2011 @ 8:37pm

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 11:23am

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2011 @ 9:55pm

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2011 @ 1:14pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2012 @ 7:40pm

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 8:51pm

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 6:47pm

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 8:24pm

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2012 @ 7:53pm

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2013 @ 5:31pm

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2015 @ 5:15pm

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2014 @ 7:47pm

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2015 @ 7:12pm

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2015 @ 5:22pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2012 @ 10:24pm

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2014 @ 6:09pm

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 6:36pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2014 @ 5:57pm

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2014 @ 8:27pm

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2014 @ 7:17pm

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2013 @ 9:03pm

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2013 @ 5:08pm

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2014 @ 7:31pm

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2014 @ 6:08pm

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2018 @ 9:37am

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2018 @ 8:43pm

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2014 @ 6:28pm

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2018 @ 8:28pm

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 4:20pm

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 7:10pm

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 7:07pm

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 7:52pm

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 6:44pm

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 5:22pm

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 8:45am

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2014 @ 7:04pm

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 7:10pm

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2014 @ 6:46pm

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2014 @ 7:50pm

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 3:27pm

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2014 @ 8:05pm

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 7:04pm

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2014 @ 8:20pm

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 6:07pm

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 5:53pm

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 3:21pm

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 7:16pm

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 4:48pm

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2014 @ 4:57pm

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2014 @ 4:44pm

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2014 @ 6:34pm

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2014 @ 6:13pm

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 7:42pm

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 7:39pm

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 7:21pm

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 7:44pm

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 5:36pm



Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
4 / 30

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
6 / 500

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
1 / 20

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty