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15 of 72 (21%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 10:06pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 10:14pm

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 10:16pm

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 10:58pm

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:54pm

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:12pm

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:37pm

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:45pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:57pm

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:57pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:58pm



Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Numismatist

Earned a coin.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Patriot

America won the war.

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Founder

Started a new country.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.