THE UNEARTHING OF THESE MOMENTS, SUCH AS THOSE BETWEEN HAVEN MOSES AND MARK GASTINEAU (IN A RARE INTERPRETIVE DANCING MOMENT), OR DIKK TRICKLE'S ATHLETICISM RUNNING RAMPANT IN A BIZARRE FRISBEE-SADISM MATCH, OUGHT TO REMIND US ALL OF THE IMPORTANCE, CERTAINLY THE UNIMPORTANCE OF CHARLES SCHULTZ'S WONDERFUL PORTRAYAL OF TOM GOOGLIATA'S FEROCITY AS AN APE RIDER...

FOR THE REST OF US WITH ANKLE FRACTURE, DIGITAL MIDGET SUBJUGATION GOES UNEXPLAINED, THOUGH EARNING PLAUDITS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. YES, MANY UNKOWN FORCES, INTANGIBLES IF YOU WILL, WOULD WISH ERASURE UPON THESE RARE INSTANCES, SOME INDIVIDUALS, TOO, BUT NO. A 9 IS NOT INFACT GOING TO STOP THE BUM RUSH, EDDIE RABBIT'S WRISTWATCH AND YVONNE GOOLAGONG'S MESMERISATION FRAGRANCE WOULD HAVE BEEN SIMILARLY ILL-FATED, WERE IT NOT FOR THE SENSATIONAL BARNEY CHAVOUS GIRAFFE RAFFLE OF LAST SUMMER.