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"Sir. During the incident. What was your rectal pucker factor? On a scale of 1-10?"
"How about 'farting diamonds?'"
:Batcat:"Zed nuts roasting on an open fire":possession:
Sumnox 9 Apr, 2022 @ 3:17pm 
i take dafacate on the lawn
Sumnox 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm 
Whose hair is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite angry though.
he was cross like a dark potato.
I watch his pace. I cry hello.

She gives his hair a shake,
And screams I've made a bad mistake.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.

The Dan is active, calm and deep,
But he has promises to keep,
Tormented with cars he never sleeps.
Revenge is a promise a Dan should keep.

he rises from his cursed bed,
With thoughts of violence in his head,
A flash of rage and he sees red.
Without a pause Dan turned and fled.
Sumnox 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm 
Zezy!!!! Zezy!!!! ;))))))
15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm 
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your
perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I
am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our
planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many
of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the
ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I
would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply
stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
Sumnox 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm 
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your
perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I
am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our
planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many
of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the
ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I
would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply
stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
18 Jan, 2020 @ 3:21pm 
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your
perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I
am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our
planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many
of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the
ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I
would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply
stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.