Lali-ho 🎵

Hallo, my name is Sven Svensson. I'm a 21 year old Scandinavian Scandiporean (Nordic culture fan for you foreigners). I fish and drink coffee strong enough to kill a dog on my fjord, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior Nordic pastimes. (chewing tobacco, skiing, making fun of Denmark) I train with my oil drill every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my investments on a nations's economy because revenue is in the trillions, and is vastly superior to any other method of earning returns. I earned my skiing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Swedish fluently, both Malmö and Norwegian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Nordic history and their Viking code, which I follow 100% When I get my Euro visa, I am moving to Copenhagen to work in a Lego factory to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a factory manager for the Ikea or an oil rig operator for Statoil

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room and told me to sit in the corner. In the corner, there was a round table and on the round table, there was a glass bowl and in the glass bowl, there was a silver key. I took the silver key and they said, 'Now you're sane.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a padded cell and told me to make myself comfortable. So I went to sleep on the bed and when I woke up, I was in a straight-jacket. I told them I was sane and they said, 'Now you're crazy.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a maze and told me to find my way out. I found the way out in five minutes and they said, 'You're a genius!' Crazy? I was crazy once.

YOU HAVE SOILED THE NAME OF THE LORD WITH WEEB GAMES.

DEUS VULT

Awsome sause dude !