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764.0 hrs on record (275.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
The game is full of things that will anger you and have you wondering if you should give up.

Hackers that seemingly get away with everything.
Smurfs that will destroy you because your skill group is an easy target, be it for warm up or fun.
Kids who will demand you to follow their orders.
Derankers whose sole purpose is to ruin your fun. Hell, there are even groups of them.

Contrary to popular belief, the community of this game is just as bad as Call of Duty's. They will insult you, troll you, and explicitly tell you how they had sexual intercourse with your mother. In Russian.

Then there are the skins. It's kind of like gambling. A case drops for you, you buy a key, and open it. Your first skin is a decent one, no big deal. You think you can get another good skin, so at your next case drop you buy another key and open it. This time, you get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ battle scarred Mii-Tec. You want another chance, so instead of waiting for the next case to drop, you buy one from the market. Another key down, and you open it. You get a skin of worse quality... and the cycle continues. You keep going, hoping to get something really good, or maybe even a knife! You impatiently watch the weapons spin around and... Oh, another field tested Labyrinth.

The game will constantly test your patience, and will give little to no reward anyway. Sure, it's fun with friends, but you'll inevitably end up blaming each other and testing the limits of your friendship.

Despite all these terrible things, the satisfaction of finally succeeding almost makes up for it. Almost. Seeing all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I listed, (Excluding skins... Nothing you can do to help that without spending lots of money.) can push someone to improve and ultimately become better at the game. It may even help them learn to speak Russian fluently.

Oh, wait. I forgot about the gameplay. It's alright, I guess.
Posted 16 November, 2015.
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