Progreso de Мидле en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 0:01

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 0:15

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 4:07

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 0:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 2:37

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 3:57

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUL 2022 a las 23:41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 1:26

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 2:45

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 3:41

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 5:26

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 7 AGO 2022 a las 10:12

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 7 AGO 2022 a las 10:21

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 21:49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 7 AGO 2022 a las 10:23

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 30 JUL 2022 a las 4:33

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUL 2022 a las 5:40

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUL 2022 a las 4:51

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUL 2022 a las 6:12

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 4:37

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 4:42

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2022 a las 21:56

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2022 a las 21:56

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 0:12

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 1:33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 1:10

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 0:37

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 3:15

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 1:28

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ABR 2021 a las 23:56

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 2:41

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 0:11

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ABR 2021 a las 23:53

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 0:08

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 2:42

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 22:03

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 3:12

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2021 a las 0:33

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUL 2022 a las 23:38

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 31 JUL 2022 a las 5:29

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 18 AGO 2022 a las 6:52

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 18 AGO 2022 a las 7:51

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 18 AGO 2022 a las 23:15

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Se desbloqueó el 18 AGO 2022 a las 5:59

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 18 AGO 2022 a las 22:45

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 23 JUL 2022 a las 7:11

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 16 AGO 2022 a las 10:45

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

19 / 30

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

150 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

12 / 30