Recent reviews by msoven

Best Jackbox so far. All of them are good, Dictionarium is the best one. ↑ ↓ → ← See all these haters? If you're a word nerd, you'll like Dictionarium. Don't be like them, fellow word nerd, not that I need to tell you that.

Arguably the best game in the zeldametroidvania franchise.

the pathetic form of an impoverished child lay in a condom-strewn ditch along rhode island's scenic I-95. curt schilling, sensing the spark of life still lingering in the wretched creature, hefted his mighty halberd skyward and brought it down upon the whelp in an act of mercy. "it had to be so for the sake of pulse-pounding rpg excitement and eye-popping 3d visuals," he softly spake before ambling back into the forest he calls home.

tomb raider: several times better than castlevania: lords of shadow

-==castlevania: lords of shadow==-

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lords of press any key to not die

lords of bad

castlevania: lords of bad

beacon's sometimes-tumultuous direction is a bold affirmation of her artistic vision, unshakable in the face of the gaming press' blistering response to her messy 2007 divorce with dr. brain. you don't have to call it a comeback, just call it the most surprising typing simulator of 2013. 7/10

a touching "tail" of the series of carefully-timed proddings that earned jalal the cat his eventual reincarnation as george w. bush

if you only buy one game this year about an insanely twisted shadow planet, make it aquaria. if you buy two, consider insanely twisted shadow planet.

e.y.e. have no idea what the hell is going on in this game

the fans demanded it and croteam listened. serious sam 3: now with less fun