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I'm supposed to be playing CS:GO but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it Süsse?!
Yeah, Süsse.
Who is Süsse?
Some say Süsse is the first CS:GO player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, Süsse can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard Süsse once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...
WHAM!!! Just like that!
*Iphone Notification*
What? No, no no no, no no no!
*Iphone Notification*
That's impossible!
"Süsse" has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my dad!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.
You have no idea what just happend.
I might have some idea.
*Woman turns around, and powers her device's screen, showing her dad is in fact, with Süsse, laying in bed and naked and making out*