Mr. Potato Head
Robert/Mr. Potato Head   Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Level
14
Global Sentinel
500 XP
 
 
There Charon stands, who rules the dreary coast –
A sordid god: down from his hairy chin
A length of beard descends, uncombed, unclean;
His eyes, like hollow furnaces on fire;
A girdle, foul with grease, binds his obscene attire.
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Counter-Strike 2
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:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: I'm a gentleman, I eat ass with a knife and fork :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:


Give this man a baby and he'll nurture it. However, if you give this man an awp he'll court ya, ladies.

Previous Teams
(CGA)
Ninja Doge - OdstarJ, Starboy, Magi, xGama, FuryNZ (Potato-sub)
RatJam - OdstarJ, Starboy, Juicer, Cazza, Mr. Potato Head
- OrdstarJ, dr!en, StarBoy, Benny, Mr. Potato Head
INFUSED - Mastcks, Leo, Saldi, Gla, Mr. Potato Head
GARGANTUA-- Mastcks, Leo, Nozzy, Gla, Mr. Potato Head
Platform Zero eSports - Leo, RYME, Fowl, Mastcks, Mr. Potato Head, andehhz
(CGO)
The Odyssey - aiyserR, BloodRaptor, 2sBs, aaether, Mr. Potato Head
PISTRIS ESPORTS - aiyserR, Flixz, Whitepointer, 2sBs, Mr. Potato Head
DiggersAU -♛ZєяTє¢™ツ, Dirtyy, Scypher, Mr. Potato Head, slickk
Acquiro - FaTaL, pickle., slickk, SPIRIT, Mr. Potato Head

Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/officialmrpotatohead

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Some Cool Stream Clips
Ace - https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulShyCaterpillarRiPepperonis
Why you haf to be mad - https://clips.twitch.tv/BraveDirtyStrawberryKappa
Molly Kill - https://clips.twitch.tv/CallousPlumpHumanArsonNoSexy

--------------------- Will NOT accept friend requests from private profiles ---------------------

ESEA - https://play.esea.net/users/869682
Faceit - https://www.faceit.com/en/players/CynG



https://gfycat.com/OrderlyThatBushsqueaker

Sensitivity - 2.3
DPI - 400
Resolution - Widescreen 16:9 - 1920x1080
Role - AWPer/rifle

Smurf - http://steamproxy.com/id/mrpotatoheadsmurf

Dont play too much MatchMaking these days, cause aint no body got time for that

JUST GONNA GET FLOSS

Specs - i dont have a computer

--------------- Nice Words From The Community ---------------

s0mething2k : dude its so obv haaahah
c2k :] : cause ur ♥♥♥ hacking hahahahaaha
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dusky : trash cheaters
dusky : knows my spot
dusky : ispro..
dusky : ischeat
dusky : trash ♥♥♥♥
dusky : im cgi..
dusky : and ge
dusky : so..
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*DEAD* Chris's Friend : lol
*DEAD* Chris's Friend : smallest peak
*DEAD* Chris's Friend : dont be a closet cheater.
Chris's Friend : unplug the usb
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Fou|play : mad hacks
Mr. Potato Head : TY
Fou|play : rpeot
Fou|play : poggers
Fou|play : what happened to the hacks?
Comments
Chase Sullivan 10 Aug, 2024 @ 4:35am 
Dude peaked in Tier 4 OCE 7 years ago and still living in the past
Xi Jinping 9 Jan, 2024 @ 11:20pm 
Good afternoon Mr. Potato Head, we from the Australian Society of Urology have received your emailed questions, and we are pleased to answer them:

1) Yes, 9 cm is considered small. We suggest surgical process;

2) No, it is not common for condoms to become loose. There is no super small size, this size is unique;

3) Although 9 cm is a very small size, it is possible for the partner to reach climax during sexual intercourse, so if this does not occur in your relationships as mentioned, it may be lack of competence on your part;

4) No, you can't have a prostate exam, it's only for people over 50. Please do not insist;

5) The strong desire for same-sex people may be a strong sign of a tendency towards homosexuality;

We are available for any questions!
Xi Jinping 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:47am 
I think I rizzed too hard I slid into this femboys DMs by saying "Are you Mrs. Butterworth cuz you're hella sweet and you got that hourglass figure" and it went so well, and we had the common interest of playing guitar so I thought why not ask him "Do you wanna play guitar together? I could do the fingering then you could do the stroking." But now he's not responding
He had told me he liked pistachio, so naturally I tried saving it by saying "Are you pistachio mochi? Cuz you look smooth, soft, and squishy, but sweet on the inside too," but he's still not responding
Did I fumble? Did I rizz too hard?
WarZone 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:08am 
y so mad? y so bad
SexGod001 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am 
long time pro WALLER
Cazza` 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:12am 
Highly recommend BFG KM3s