Ever since I was a prepubescent plebeian, all I wanted to be was a 6'4 250 pound ROCK HARD Samoan God of fertility. All the haters used to make fun of me saying, "Autist you farty, your wiener is so small you can't be rock hard like grandpapi Dwayne", but I said "♥♥♥♥ YOU MOM DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON IS THE HARDEST MAN ALIVE SOME CAN SAY THAT HES EVEN ROCK HARD AND I WANT TO BE HIM. NO, I AM HIM." I shake off all the haters by flexing my ROCK HARD pecs, shooting lasers out of my nipples and incinerating my foes. I've already begun my transformation by lathering peanut butter over all of my body everyday for the past 6 years in order to achieve that perfect level of mocha-y goodness. I have injected my body with multiple differed steroids as well as copious amounts of HGH so that my muscles will swell up to the size of small city-states to top off my ROCK HARD transformation. I want you guys to understand my ROCK HARD personality is my flag of pride and I wave that mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyday off the huge flagpole that is my monster dong peanut butter schlong. If you don't accept me for who I am, you need to check your ROCK HARD privilege because you are oppressing me. Thank you for understanding.