I often think that if I had lost my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in high school I wouldn't have ever played this game.
Well here I am in college writing a review for ♥♥♥♥. And before you say "it no hv pron.!" I would like you to know that this game is indeed ♥♥♥♥. Well, at least now it is, seeing how I aggressively pulled out my sweat scented debit card from my back pocket, in what can only be described as a fit of pure ecstasy to buy the DLC. During the event it never once occurred to me that I could simply look up the missing scenes on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and save myself a few bucks and a bit of dignity. But no, the folks over at Patisserie La Soleil needed my dollars more than me. It was a small price to pay to hear the sound of cat girls in heat pour from my headphones at 3 in the morning. Watching in awe as they get filled up by an oddly shaped object made entirely of pixels. All in all, I regret nothing.

10/10 IGN