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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2018 @ 1:57pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 7:23am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2018 @ 1:57pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 4:44pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2018 @ 3:35pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 7:44pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46am

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48am

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:44am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 5:02pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 12:52am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 9:44am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 2:17pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:00am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 2:00am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 1:39am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 6:54am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 3:55am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 5:22am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 4:18am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2018 @ 1:58pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 2:22pm

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 2:48am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2018 @ 3:12pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:47am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 7:54pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 8:18pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 5:08am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 11:12pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 6:56am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 3:06pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 5:19am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 12:24pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2018 @ 2:35pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 7:39am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2018 @ 4:38pm

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 4:33pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 4:01am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:00pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:51am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:33pm

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:13pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17pm

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:52am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:20am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:02am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:38am

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43am

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:57am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:01pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:08pm

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:59am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54am



Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
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