"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned."
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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #25:

Q: You say you had three men punching at you, kicking you, raping you,
and you didn't scream?
A: No ma'am.
Q: Does that mean you consented?
A: No, ma'am. That means I was unconscious.
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Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
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Maryann's Law:
You can always find what you're not looking for.
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Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
- Niels Bohr
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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
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Audience: What will become of Linux when the Hurd is ready?
Eric Youngdale: Err... is Richard Stallman here?
-- From the Linux conference in spring '95, Berlin
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Fraud is the homage that force pays to reason.
-- Charles Curtis, "A Commonplace Book"
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