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ㅤ* See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ㅤ* Woman on phone: I'd like to complain about these incontinence pants I bought from you!
Shopkeeper: Certainly madam, where are you ringing from?
Woman on phone: From the waist down!
ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking."
"Do you drink much?" asked the doctor.
"No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!