Recent reviews by flobster

IT TASTES LIKE MUSTARD

---{Graphics}---
🔳 You forget what reality is
☑️ Beautiful
🔳Stylistic
🔳 Good
🔳 Decent
🔳 Bad
🔳 Don‘t look too long at it

---{Gameplay}---
🔳 Very good
☑️ Good
🔳 It‘s just gameplay
🔳 Mehh
🔳 Watch paint dry instead
🔳 Just don't

---{Audio}---
🔳 Eargasm
🔳 Very good
☑️ Good
🔳 Not too bad
🔳 Bad
🔳 I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
🔳 Kids
☑️ Teens
☑️ Adults


---{Requirements}---
🔳 Check if you can run paint
🔳 Low
☑️ Medium
🔳 High end
🔳 NASA computer

---{Difficulity}---
🔳 Just press 'W'
🔳 Easy
🔳 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳 Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☑️ Difficult
🔳 Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
🔳 Nothing to grind
🔳 Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳 Isn't necessary to progress
🔳 Average grind level
☑️ Too much grind
🔳 You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑️ No Story
🔳 Like Playing "Candy Crush" For The Story
🔳 It's Alright
🔳 Well Written
🔳 Epic Story
🔳 It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
🔳 Very short (0 - 5 h)
🔳 Short (5 - 15 h)
🔳 Average (15 - 25 h)
🔳 Long (25 - 60 h)
🔳 Very long (60+ h)
☑️ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
🔳 It’s free!
🔳 Underpriced
☑️ Worth the price
🔳 If it's on sale
🔳 Could Be Cheaper
🔳 Overpriced
🔳 You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
🔳 Never heard of
☑️ Minor bugs
🔳 Can get annoying
🔳 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔳 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


---{9/10}---
🔳1
🔳2
🔳3
🔳4
🔳5
🔳6
🔳7
🔳8
☑️9
🔳10

yes

Amazing game has hours of gameplay in the story and many more in the arena.

e

say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklenuts

Hours of fun in vr

you can go stabby stabby

you can hug people

Yea