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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 7:12am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 3:05pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 5:22am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 4:00am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 5:46am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 5:53am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 3:48pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2016 @ 7:20am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2016 @ 11:59am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 4:35am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 5:52am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 3:46am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 4:12pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 10:52am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 4:16pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2016 @ 6:24am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2016 @ 7:29am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2016 @ 4:00am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 10:52am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 4:12pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2016 @ 11:56am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 9:48am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 11:16am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 12:14pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 4:31am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 4:30am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2016 @ 6:40am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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