I like to play games. What can i say?

-"bran memory" nevar forget!

-"ALL PUDDING CUPS ARE BUU'S!"

-☑ rekt ☐ not rekt

-I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."

-Unless of course you are King Tut the super fast turtle :D

-I will grab him by his shell and hold him above my head as he tries to claw my face off. It will be adorable.

-FIGARO! :D

-"If you just want to beat the game, go at it. But if you want to beat your friends, then guess what? They want to win too. To ridicule them for trying to win because they're really good at the game is just ridiculous. In literally every other remotely competitive game it's accepted that better players are supposed to win"

- 'cause we aren't shooting for realism; we're shooting for AWESOME -Scathis

-FACT: Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications.

-"In the end, we won. But only because my ally had used my planetoid in a giant game of marbles. My entire army perished on impact. But the enemy was destroyed. A noble sacrifice? No. A calculated tactic. To this cold, robotic mind I was literally less useful to my team than the land I stood on." - Brendan Caldwell (Planetary Annihilation Rock, Paper, Shotgun review)

-"Its really hard to balance guns for both good and bad players, specially when in most cases its only the bad players that complain about guns." - forum post for Heroes & Generals

-You kids will never know the joy of opening an encyclopedia-sized game box to find another full-color manual with hundreds of pages to put in your magazine rack in the bathroom.

-Imagine you're a person encountering programming for the first time. A lot of people aren't inherently comfortable with the idea that a computer will do exactly what you say, and only exactly what you say.

-This is apb. A game where an anorexic supermodel can hold a shoulder mounted rocket launcher while standing on a moving car while wearing heels.

-Did you know that if you die in Canada you die in real life?

-"Bro a Sombrero in TF2 costs about the same as two Sombrero in real life" -Stonefather

-We've run out of lice pictures.

-"Games can't fail, only developers can" -Orion: Prelude dev

-"Saying 'they should just add a donation button instead' simply sounds better than 'this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bs wtf why can't I get this ♥♥♥♥ for free'."

-"Son: Dad, I'm a transgender pansexual weeaboo furry mocha cappuccino.
Dad: Huh? Oh, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, just don't be a ♥♥♥♥."

-"It sounds like if your head is in a box, but then my head is also in that box." -mr_niceguy_ 2015

-"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

-"Everybody is quiting the game" usually translates to "out of the few players that read forums and actually know about the issue, some leave temporarily."

-"Ever wanted a puzzle game built around a graphical representation of coding programs in something vageuly similar to assembly? Of course you did! why even ask that question! That question is dumb as hell!"

-"Milk for the Khorne Flakes, and all that jazz."