your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat is adorable

why are you just shooting me in a random control game lmfao

Who is JoE?

i had to add you because my last name is Kurtz

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So I (27M) was in the park playing my very expensive Nintendo switch my uncle gave me 20 years ago after my parents died and I was an orphan, when this little ♥♥♥♥ came up and said “Wowee, that’s a cool switch you got!” So naturally i punted the crotch demon, and the EK’s Karen of a mom yelled,” Oh my god, I’m calling the police you monster!” So of course I responded “Calm down Karen” and did the funny eye roll. The police came and when I gave my side of the story, they shot her 50 times! I went home to my sexy wife, where we have the sexiest of sex in my big mansion. I hope you all enjoyed my funny epic entitled parent moment!