Recent reviews by Mista

You pick cards and then numbers go up. It rocks.

I gave her "The Look". She liked it. Whatever happened next shall remain history.

That's one of the most beautiful stories I've seen. Visually it's stunning. Voice acting is incredible. The amount of paths and choices is massive, maybe even overwhelming, but just trust me when I say - just live with any choice you make, in the end it will be worth it. The story itself is simply incredible and I can't really say much about it without spoiling.

Definitely best going in blind. I can do nothing else but recommend it immensely. If video games should belong to the museums, Slay the Princess definitely would be put in a very honorable place.

It's a good little game, gives nice dopamine rush. It's not very long (The moment I'm writing this, I already 100% it), but for this price I got my fun. I can recommend.

Sony doing Sony thing with PSN requirement in a single player game again. Yeah, no.

It's great and the dev is great. You should play it.

Last night I dreamt of a factory making colorful shapes.

I'm a fan of Viscera Cleanup Detail and PowerWash Simulator. In these games, cleaning up is grindy, but so satisfying, and in my opinion, there's just not enough of good games about this kind of work presented in this certain way on the market.

And now Crime Scene Cleaner joined the roster, and it's magnificent. Everything I love about Viscera and PWS - this grindy, but satisfying cleaning, working your way from the absolute mess to beautiful order, with levels filled with stories and secrets. It's really good. You should play it.

Hehe, the hoe go "brr"

This game is the absolute definition of love-hate relationship.

On the one hand, I love it. It's fun gameplay. The idea of everliving war and smooth adding new stuff through it is superb. Want to have a mech? Go conquer the planet where mech factories are located.

On the other, this feels nothing but public testing. Devs constantly add things that are broken or just not fun at all. Enemies are too tanky for anything you have, stratagems cooldowns are way too long to help you out with most issues. When you are running away from six chargers and two bile titans at once and have nothing but two shots of anti-tank launcher and are three minutes from any stratagem that could help (and then when you drop it, it doesn't do anything anyway), it's not fun. Then you might get that one weapon that sticks to you, you click with it, it does job for you. Well, have fun while you can, because if that's the case, it's 100% getting nerfed to oblivion until it's on a brink of usability in a week.

It's a game where you can't have fun. If you do, it's taken away by devs. If I wanted to not have fun, I'd go to a dentist. At least a dentist actually wants to do something good for me.

Very mediocre content and progress resets if you by any mistake go to earlier chapter by free play in main menu. Not worth a bother.