I witnessed a man take four wives, and produce 13 children. This helped populate my colony of only 13 colonists to 26. With half my colonists being the sons of a single man, nothing could stop me. The father, named "El Bombito" was a hussar, a terrorist, and above all: a father to over half my colony. He fought in every raid, both attacking and defending, all for the love of his first wife, a savage woman who wandered into my colony one day, hoping to find some food, instead she found a lover in El Bombito. El Bombito was, and forever will be the greatest colonist I ever had. This was my third time playing, as religious fanatics burned down my previous two colonies, but not this one, and I have El Bombito to thank for that.

El Bombito, thank you for what you did for me, and for the colony. I vow in my next colony to build a monument to your greatness, for you should be remembered forever.