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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2019 @ 12:27pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 5:38am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2019 @ 9:33am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2019 @ 2:31pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2019 @ 6:21am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 11:17am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 9:38am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 10:58am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 7:16am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 12:57am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 10:28am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 5:26am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 3:15pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 6:39am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 5:25am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2019 @ 1:50pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 5:39am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 1:06pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2019 @ 4:39am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2019 @ 6:46am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 4:18am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2019 @ 11:18am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2019 @ 12:27pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2019 @ 11:19pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2019 @ 4:18am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 6:26am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2019 @ 4:08am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 5:03am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2019 @ 12:31pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2019 @ 7:44am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 4:01am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 3:03am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 11:47am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 11:26am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2019 @ 1:52am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 2:57am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2019 @ 12:32pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2021 @ 3:28pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2019 @ 2:38pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2021 @ 7:00am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 1:31am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 10:42am



Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!