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There's a man who has artistic vision,

He's showing up Nintendo with each decision,

He makes it in a flash,

And all the assets clash,

Do his artistic skills know no boundaries?

Nintendo, hire this man,

Nintendo, hire this man,

He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,

Take Mario's model for the first step,

And put him in a field filled with stock assets,

Then adjust the lighting gain,

And though it runs at 40 frames,

This man's still a master of the medium,

Nintendo, hire this man,

Nintendo, hire this man,

He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,

Make a model's textures look realistic,

With no regard for artstyle or the aesthetic,

Oh, crank the bloom and then,

It'll really look next gen,

This man truly is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genius,

Nintendo, hire this man,

Nintendo, hire this man,

He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,