So I was downtown the other day getting groceries and while I was walking out of Walmart I saw a cop in the parking lot. Now, I smoke ketamene (and I'm not ashamed of that, so stop asking), so I usually get really nervous around cops, but as I was passing him I heard his radio go off and say "suspect proceeding southbound on I-64". I could not beleve a cop just said sus over comms to the whole crew. I made the smile (from the memes) hoping the cop would get the reference. He didn't see me, so I waved my arms around to get his attention and then did the biggest among us grin I could. He saw me that time but ignored me, which was kinda sus but I get that he was on tasks.

Then these two really big black guys ran out of walmart, and one of them was holding a TV. The cop yelled at them to freeze and tackled one to the ground while the other ran away. I shouted "SHERIFF KILL, BLACK WAS SUS"

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Thanks for all the info regarding War Z Alex - I hope for your sakes you do not suffer trying to help us folks.

Hey, Ace. Why did you change your name to PooPoo?? :/