When among apes, one must play the ape.
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A successful [software] tool is one that was used to do something
undreamed of by its author.
-- S. C. Johnson
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//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
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Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing
between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Q. Why is this so clumsy?
A. The trick is to use Perl's strengths rather than its weaknesses.
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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A fool and his money are soon popular.
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Bender: Oh no! Not the magnet!
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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"
-- It's a dog's life
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
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In space, no one can hear you fart.
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