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Paid 1 euro for this game and still feels like I overpaid. Cars feel like ♥♥♥♥ to handle, the game doesn't exactly look amazing yet has performance issues. Extremely cringe dialogue (why does the Agency Handler have any lines at all). You're better off racing in GTA 5, because that is what racing in this game feels like, and you get more game for it. AI isn't so much AI as a car on a rail during a race. Horrible rubber banding mechanics which do not help the car on a rail experience when racing against the computer. Computer racers are very likely to ram you off the road. Clean racing is not something that is a thing.

dice

number go brrr
monkey brain make dopamine
dopamine go brrr

Better version of diablo, but with guns

While writing this, I have roughly 1200 hours in this game. However, I cannot recommend playing it.

Warframe can be described as a looter shooter where you try to collect them all. This means you attempt to gather pets, characters and weapons as you play. It has very good movements and controls fluidly, but sadly the fundamental game design is broken.

The gameplay in Warframe falls short outside of the aforementioned points.. Nearly all normal missions boil down to seeing who can wipe an entire map of enemies in fewer than 10 seconds, and "challenging" missions are a repetition of certain tactics and characters. The game is designed for the player to feel very strong, and as thus has a very difficult time designing actually challenging content. The challenges a player faces when attempting to do more difficult missions are thus encased in layers and layers of RNG and time gates. It is the only way the developer DE has figured out how to make content last, as they have no other way of adding actual challenging content due to the aforementioned power disparity between the player and the enemies. It makes for very tedious and repetitive gameplay, where it is easy to sink many hours into it, for very little actual in-game reward.

While fun, I cannot recommend playing Warframe, as it simply does not respect a player's time, or you must pay.

Great game, very hard, very engaging bullethell style shooter

Make a choice. Any choice. How do we know it is the right choice? We don't.
This game teaches you that. The world is not black and white, it is all ambiguously grey, and you are in the dead center of it.

welcome to Dubai.

Falling to your death simulator 2014

Threw bag of cocaine at fish. Fish threw it back. 10/10

Learn Russian the Fast and Easy Way 2014