maybe you can haggle a price for my folder

you have no idea how much damage i would do to you if i ever got the chance to fight you

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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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Hey! Please don’t get freaked out!! But I’m preeeeetty sure you were the girl in the blue dress in the baking aisle at Sainsburys in Hammersmith (yesterday around 5pm)? I was looking all over the internet for you after our delightful conversation and I think I’ve pinned you down 🙂 Would be great if you could give me an add/msg me back. I’d love to continue our discussion/get to know each other better

In Matthew 12:40, Jesus says: For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

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Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history

But who’s to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we’ll both agree

That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way

i will

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So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just ♥♥♥ over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions “Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ Jelly.” Scientists were like “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science.” So the scientists collected a sample of said Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ Jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate’s ♥♥♥♥, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want to like in a world where this is a commercial product. I want I to say “you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it.” I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of “Smucker’s Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ Jelly,” and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ myself to death.

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slop

thinking of u

https://youtu.be/UHzF5KnoN20

inflates self

deflates u

pulsls your insides out and then oputs them inside me

i call dibs on the EVA

Mozambique here!

are you even listening????

please stop it tastes like coleslaw make it stop

fforces my hand inside ur mouth

make me

you shut utp ♥♥♥♥♥

hello ahead (idiot)

please shut up

your gay

Higurashi When They Cry

No

guesswho just farted

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Simply a difference in humidity

social warming

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A, B, Honor Roll

harded (harded)

farted

Men ages 18-29 and 30-50 years old .some times in life it can take 5, 10, 15, 20 years before you can get hot women ages 18-29 but only have sex with their ugly Counter parts . NOT FOR KIDS .

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