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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 13.08

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.48

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 13.40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.37

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 15.12.2020 klo 10.07

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.47

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 3.28

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 5.58

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 9.06

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 10.22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 18.1.2019 klo 3.23

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 19.1.2019 klo 1.24

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 13.12.2020 klo 3.52

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 13.12.2020 klo 3.38

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 8.10

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 15.12.2020 klo 6.26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 13.12.2020 klo 7.15

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 11.12.2020 klo 1.31

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 14.12.2020 klo 8.20

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 13.12.2020 klo 3.21

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 15.12.2020 klo 4.32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 13.07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 13.12.2020 klo 3.43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 18.1.2019 klo 3.56

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.55

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.42

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 9.15

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 10.07

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 18.1.2019 klo 4.35

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 13.12.2020 klo 6.20

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 10.15

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 16.12.2020 klo 2.09

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 11.12.2020 klo 0.59

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 7.50

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 6.16

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.20

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 18.1.2019 klo 3.13

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 15.12.2020 klo 10.09

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 13.12.2020 klo 6.44

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 12.5.2022 klo 5.09

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.21

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.51

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 11.12.2020 klo 8.13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.16

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 6.03

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.53

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 17.1.2019 klo 5.39

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 11.12.2020 klo 7.30

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 15.12.2020 klo 5.03

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 12.44

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 11.12.2020 klo 0.30

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 11.12.2020 klo 1.09

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 16.1.2019 klo 1.24

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 15.12.2020 klo 6.27

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 15.12.2020 klo 5.32

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 15.12.2020 klo 5.21

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 11.12.2020 klo 8.57

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 15.12.2020 klo 8.02

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 13.12.2020 klo 7.00

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 19.1.2019 klo 1.27

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 9.12.2020 klo 4.34

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 9.12.2020 klo 6.44

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 7.20

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 12.24

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 15.02

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 9.12.2020 klo 4.21

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 5.39

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 14.35

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 10.12.2020 klo 14.55

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 11.12.2020 klo 0.31

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 11.12.2020 klo 7.34



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+5

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