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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 1:08pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:48am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:48am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 1:40pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:37am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 10:07am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:47am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 3:28am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 5:58am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 9:06am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 10:22am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 3:23am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 1:24am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 3:52am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 3:38am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 8:10am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 6:26am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 7:15am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 1:31am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 8:20am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 3:21am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 4:32am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 3:43am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 3:56am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:55am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:42am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 9:15am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 10:07am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 4:35am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 6:20am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 10:15am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 2:09am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 12:59am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 7:50am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 6:16am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:20am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 3:13am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 10:09am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 6:44am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 5:09am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:21am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:51am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:13am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:16am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 6:03am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:22am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:53am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 5:39am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 7:30am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 5:03am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 12:30am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 1:09am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 1:24am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 6:27am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 5:32am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 5:21am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 8:57am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2020 @ 8:02am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 7:00am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 1:27am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 4:34am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 6:44am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 7:20am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 12:24pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 4:21am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 5:39am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 2:35pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 2:55pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 12:31am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 7:34am



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+5

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