Recent reviews by moleculez

still the best fps to date

Dota 2 is a game which is life-changing. It has changed my perspective about my family, friends, video games and how i view the world.

Note: the following text contains themes not suitable for very young audiences, parental guidance is advised.

Mom: so what were you doing when you went out all day yesterday?
Me: oh, i went out to watch dota 2 live in the arena.
Mom: oh really, i think i know that! That's the game you play right?
Me: yeah, how do you know about that mom?
Mom: of course i know that. i saw you playing once...
Me: <insert disbelief face here>
Mom: that's the game with the girl with big boobs.
Me: uhh, wait what? i think you're mistaken.
Mom: no, i don't think so. there's that blonde girl with the blue hoodie and she has big boobs.
Me: ... (i play support most of the time and cm is one of my favorite supports) but, but there's more to dota than that.
Mom: oh i know, when i was watching you play there were lasers, rockets, some blue circular thing, and flashy stuff. there were also some ant-like creatures and spikes appearing on the ground.
Me: yup. you probably saw a match with tinker, faceless void etc... etc...
<few minutes later>
Mom: so what's that you're holding?
Me: oh this, i bought one of those plush toys for dota 2.
Mom: oh, what plush toy did you get?
Me: crystal maiden
Mom: with big boobs?
Me: mom, it's a plush toy.
Mom: can't plushies have big boobs?
Me: ... (i don't even)

11/10 recommended for everyone to experience life in a whole new level.