This guy also stole my girlfriend but instead of taco bell he had a Tres leches cake in one hand and a gallon of chocolate mink in the other. When I tried to confront him he starting chasing me with his pants around his ankles yelling that it was my turn. I of-course starting running away but I was not fast enough and caught me and proceeded to rub the cake all over me. The worst part is he had a boner the entire time and went back to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girl after I was covered in cake. Would not recommend telling this guy you have a girlfriend...

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

When he steps on a scale... It says "One at a time please".

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