Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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yes

Have you turned off the voice changer after 9 years?

You have been reported

You may not know me but, I am a foot connoisseur, and it has come to my attention that you have not letting the kings get a taste of them toes on discord. I have friends in high up places and by high up places I mean people who have literally no power BUT we can pretend they do. You have 20 min to allow your homies to suck them toes or else I will be calling the Bearlice and we all know what happened last time they showed up to your house.

Also, it has come to my attention that you lacked posting physique in the "Sock and Sons 4 Ever" discord. Post now or be banned final warning.

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mister sock i hope your june 15th is wonderful

Bring back Troll Face 2019!

An absolute unit. I'm in awe at the size of this lad.

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thanks a latte

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Sock is now playing Seam Sortress 2

Man Up!

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Sock is a real bean of a man

Just letting everyone know so sock doesn't crush anyone else's hopes and dreams. Socks taken for the ulti duo tournament

Wow! Congrats dude on getting the job as the new United States military air defense system. I knew you could do it bro

What an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to make an iron team to disband

This guy single-handedly made an iron 6's team disband.

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"I don't really need that meat" ~ Sock 2015

Cool,Awesome,Epic.

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what times for those scrims, im eastern florida

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