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🏀 🚕 💛 🏓 🥒 🌏 🍇 🐊 🎈 🐝 📗 🏀 😺 💙 🔋 📘
The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is
a belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappings
of civilization.
-- T.K.
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his
barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
"One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure
knows when to stop."
📒 👹 🌋 🌳 👃 🎽 🍇 💗 ⛳ ⚡ 🍧 🐊 🌸 🥞 🔋 🎁