BOOTTOMS ARE WIPING IN A TOILETS TODAY

Sorry but if you do that my grandma will 360º you while I eat doritos

:P

I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE MADRID OR SOME PLACE !

First we'd need to settle a place, how does pontiff area sound?

JUST GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I'LL BE THERE FOR OUR DUEL !

Will have to wait some days I have some exams these days; what do you want to fight aginst tho the build you played agains or something else?

Oh well, sure? I wouldn't mind tho, as long as we agree the winner doesn't go into cocky mode.

I ASKED YOU TO A BATTLE, AZUL. YOU'RE WANTED IN A FIGHT.

The battle that you should agree to so that we can settle this issue once and for all... or at least until you decide to start complaining about phantom problems. If you want to set the record straight, and save your reputation from forever being tarnished (although, being caught cheating in the midst of, has forever condemed that reputation to the bin, IMO) then I suggest you agree to a duel.

What battle?

I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY ANY MORE. WHAT ABOUT THIS BATTLE?

Right, so if I'm cheating equipmetn you are uh.. cheating so you can bring people into your world.. and oh! I know.. cheating to move...! and.. cheating to play the game too...!
I have legit no idea of what you mean, the only thing I can think of would be you thinking I deal way too much damage, but its just that after the last patch they happened to make the damage of the exile curved sword absurd, blame devs for that

YOU TELL ME, PAL. YOU TELL ME. YOU'RE THE CHEAT.

Cheating equipment; what's that?

YOU HAD A CHEAT LOADOUT AND YOU WERE CHEATING THE MOMENT YOU CAME INTO THE GAME, WHICH IS WHY YOU WERE EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY. IT TOOK ABOUT 20 SECONDS, IF THAT, TO DISPATCH YOU AS YOU TRIED TO RUN LIKE A COWARDLY PIG. THERE IS NO ESCAPE IN MY WORLD AND NO SPACE FOR CHEATERS LIKE YOU. EVEN BY POSTING HERE YOU ARE TECHNICALLY CHEATING AND IT IS A DISGRACE.

TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF, MATLA, YOU'RE A >MESS<

Im actually courious now; what did I cheat on? And don't worry, I think we both take it pretty amusing from the other's behaviour

PAL, YOU'RE CONTINUALLY CARRYING ON CRYING. I'M NOT CRYING, I'M LAUGHING. AT HOW MUCH OF A JOKE YOU ARE. I THINK IT'S TIME WE SETTLED THIS AS I'M SICK OF YOUR CHILDISH ASSHURT. GROW UP. LET'S ARRANGE A BATTLE.

Firstly; reporting doesn't work like that, actually reporting doesn't work at all, instead the game has its own system to detect cheaters and punish them automatically, that's why cheaters are usually alt accounts you see? Not one that has played for this long, as it's pretty much risking you being able to play online; I need no cheats to win online; Im still courious tho; what ''cheats'' did I use? Being able to hit you? Dodging? They're called game mechanics~ I'm not whining; I'm just trying to make a point, the only one whining screaming and crying here is you my little friend

PAL, TAKING DAYS TO MAKE A RESPONSE ? IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE >LIVES<. YOU'RE WHINING ABOUT GETTING KILLED A WEEK OR SO AGO IN A VIDEO GAME. GET CONTROL OF YOURSELF. ALSO, YOU WERE CHEATING AND HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO FROM SOFTWARE FOR YOUR DISGRACEFUL ATTEMPTS TO SUBVERT AND BREAK THEIR SYSTEM. DON'T THINK THIS WASN'T SPOTTED.

AS FOR LOSING CREDIBILITY, WHINING HARD ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED IN A GAME (THAT YOU WERE CHEATING IN) A WEEK AFTER IT HAPPENED HAS ALREADY LOST ANY CREDIBILITY YOU MAY HAVE THOUGHT YOU HAD (WHICH, IN REALITY, YOU NEVER DID AS YOU ARE A CHEAT).

I DIDN'T FLEE ANYWHERE. AS WE'VE ALREADY SAID, YOU WERE KILLED WITHIN MOMENTS OF ARRIVING IN MY WORLD AFTER YOU DROPPED CLONED/HACKED ITEMS. IT'S REALLY ALL VERY SAD, PAL, AND I HOPE YOU ARE SOON BANNED.

How in the world was I cheating; whatever, I'm unsure how am I the butthurt if I won you two; you are screaming take days to think up a response, which worst of all is completly absurd; I mean call me cheater for... I don't even now what could make you think I cheated. But I ain't wanna make you mad or anythign really. I am just courious about what both; makes you be this lying about you too saying you destroyed me; after I riposted your dragonslayer axe in first blow; and got Joan running to summon you back; also Joan; once again, caps locking is the best way to lose any credibility at all. Up to you wether refrain from it or not.
I'm courious too how I am the butthurt talking in a calm way, while one is caps locking and the other is spitting expressions used by 13 year olds, such as: ''we blowed your ass''. And now I'm called cheater for winning. Gorgeously.
Also Joan, funny how you call me coward when as soon as I killed Muzz you fleed back to bonfire to summon him.

AZUL, YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS STUNNINGLY SELF DEFEATING, JUST LIKE THE WAY YOU PLAY DARK SOULS. LIKE A COWARD. I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON.

So much butthurt here from Ázul. There's really no need to be THIS upset about getting caught out; I mean, you were practically cheating. And about this phantom 'riposte' you speak of: the only thing being reposted here is your petulence; it's well documented. It's really nasal and horrible. You were cheating, and you got found out. End of. I can't see why you'd wish to continue, not only the lies, Ázul, but the digging of a hole into an abyss the likes of which you will never be able to overcome. The light has gone for you, Ázul. There can be no light measures for cheaters and liars. Just stop it now, Ázul, and Git Gud

The more you talk like this, the more I feel you are the guys I turned into a mediterranean lunch trying to look good, but alright my friend; go on being cocky for a) ganking someone and being cocky b) failing in doing so, stupidly neglecting it happened and spamming caps lock like it makes your point valid. (Pro-tip it doesn not, actually makes it less likelly to be the case) I choose b) what about you gentelmen?

YOU DEFINITELY GOT THE WRONG GUY, JUST LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU CAME INTO MY GAME AND GOT ANNIHILATED.

Well, the game lets it happen; also talking in caps lock doesn't make your point the good one; actually it has the contrarie effect; well then posibly I got the wrong guy then, if by that you sleep comfly and stop caps-locking; well have a good one you punk~!

ALSO, WHY WOULD YOU INVADE SOMEONES GAME "TO BE NICE" ? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. THROW DOWN A SUMMON SIGN IN FUTURE, DON'T JUST ARRIVE UNINVITED OR YOU'LL BE TREATED AS THE UNWANTED GUEST THAT YOU ARE AND SLAIN LIKE A PIECE OF GARBAGE.

YES MATE I REMEMBER YOU, YOU DIED IN ABOUT 20 SECONDS AND IT WAS ALL COMPLETELY ABOVE BOARD. THERE WAS ANOTHER PLAYER IN MY GAME BUT THEY STOOD BY AS I SMASHED YOU TO PIECES. I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG GUYS.

...I think you're getting the wrong guy; that or Im talking to the wrong host; I was wearing the exiled greatsword&the moaning shiled; the first atack I landed was a riposte as soon as the phatom atacked me, then after some struggling I killed the phantom with help of some mobs; then after some running I catched the host and killed him; where those you?

YOU DIED, MATE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS WEIRD FANTASY OF YOURS IS COMING FROM. IT'S RIDICULOUS. WE KILLED YOU IN ABOUT 3 SECONDS. AS FOR "GANKING", WELL, IF YOU COME INTO SOMEONE'S GAME AND ATTACK THEM YOU CAN EXPECT A THRASHING. YOU WERE A TOTAL COWARD AND WERE TREATED AS SUCH!

Also parries can only be performed if someone atacks you, and since my first atack was the riposte that almost one shoted the phantom, yeah, I was trying to be nice but you had to atack!

When I arrived all I did was near you too and use toast, to get atacks back, therefore I started to fight back with the help of mobs, since you were ganking. I think it's fair.

I think you're talking of the wrong guy.. I killed you both; and of course I went to hide, you were ganking me; so don't call me nooby if you started ganking; if you're playing dirty, so am I~

A 'friendly' dark spirit invasion from Mathew Parry here. What absolute twaddle! I'll take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shovel to you and your filthy lies!

The twit who invaded and hid behind all the locust? Yeah, I remember. He came at us then did the thing that all the noobs do: run at you then run away and hide behind some enemy in an attempt to coax you near them. You and your shady noob 'tactics' were dealt with easy enough!

YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYWAY, MATE. YOU WERE AN INVADER AND WERE DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY. WE DEFEATED YOU.

I was friendly; I didn't atack any of you until you did a couple times and chased me, moment at which I landed a parry at your friend, after a couple hits killed him, followed by you trying to summon him again and failing~

ayyy xD

YOU WERE NO FRIENDLY AND YOU DESERVED ANNIHILATION YOU PICKLED FART

Thanks for sharpening my blade honey~ try not to atack a friendly next time~!

LOLNO I JUST CAPS

umad?

:yay:

http://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=214490395

http://www.terrariaonline.com/threads/christmas-map-the-grinch-and-the-death-star.72717/

hello joan, can you uplod this xmas map? and keep an eye on that chrissy latham, im sure she is up to something. some tongs have gone missing from the kitchen.

lol