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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:36am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:46am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:58am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:07am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:11am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:15am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:44am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:43am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:17am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:50am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:15am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:31am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:48am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:14am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:33am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:53am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:23pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:16am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:27am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:08am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:06am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:15am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:15am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:34am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:17am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:15am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:16am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:07am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:33am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:05am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:32am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:58am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:22am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:02am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:03am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:18pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:55am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:48pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:44am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:17am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:18am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:43am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:58am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:21am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:00am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:11am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:15am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:36am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:18am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:58am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:18am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:43am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:43am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:52am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:57am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:55am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:13am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:44am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:49am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:31am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:44am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:27am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:30am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:25am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:46am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:46am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:02am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:11am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:22pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:13am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:44am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:22am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:49am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:49am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:52am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:15am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:05am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:03am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:16am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:44am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:21am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:23am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:12am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:34am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:44am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:55am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:43am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:01am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:57am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:00am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:40am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:04am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:26am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:17am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:48am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 4:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:44am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:49am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:54am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:55am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:17am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:55am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:34am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:31am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:44am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:17am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:47am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:47pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:58am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:58am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:58am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:58am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:59am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:04am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:27am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:18am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:55am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:17am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:50am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:02am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:44am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:02am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:14am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:30am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:27am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:26am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:43am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:59am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:44am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:55am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:11am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:48am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:14am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:26am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:12am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:01am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:38am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:26pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:26pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:45pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:41am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 4:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:29am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:46am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:55am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:55am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:03am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:12am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:16am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:25am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:30am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:33am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:25am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:35am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:50am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:55am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:57am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:54am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:04am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:05am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:29pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:30pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:57am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:55am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:34am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:44am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:46am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:13am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:31am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:12am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:07am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:50am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:06am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:13am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:30am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:50am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:49am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:52am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:04am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:12am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:17am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:26am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:23am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:51am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:55am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:17am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:30am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:02am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:59am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:05am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:58pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:48am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:48am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:50pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:29am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:32am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:02am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:09am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:19am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:34am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:42am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:25am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:30am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:50am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:54am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:04am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:07am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:17am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:03am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:19am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:26am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:57am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:38am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:07am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:47am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:32am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:50am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:29pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:02am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:14am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:53am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:17am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:23am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:33am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:01pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:55am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:21am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:30pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:47am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:04am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:49am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:02am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:36pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:50pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:50pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:54am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:03am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:31pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:00am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:17am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:49am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:09am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:09am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:25am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:19am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:05am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:55am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:49am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:51am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:59am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:05am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:17am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:34am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:11am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:24am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:44am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:09am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:00am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:45am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:45am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:08am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:22am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:51am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:55am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:04am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:07am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:29am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:11am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:23am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:32am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:09am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:17am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:57am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:03am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:01am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:46am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:32am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:30am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:50am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:51am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 5:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:18am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:41am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:21am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:21am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:02am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:47pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:47pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:01pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:36am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:08am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:16am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:23am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:15am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:36am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:36am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:48am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:26pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:44am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:05am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:26am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:49am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:05am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:01am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:17am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:34am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:11am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:44am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:04am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:49am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:05am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:30pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:54am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:07am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:32am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:09am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:33am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:09am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 5:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:59am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:34am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:54am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:52am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:53am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:08am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:38am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:09am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:05am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:04am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:50pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:02pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:50pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:10am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:19pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:27am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:45pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:16am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:15am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:18am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:32am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:59am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:29am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:32am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:02am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:09am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:19am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:36am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:12am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:50am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:16am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:30pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:17am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:11am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:24am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:33am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:09am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:53am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:36pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:45am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:18am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:08pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:01pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:58pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:36am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:45am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:58am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:25am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:08am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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