Recent reviews by MinimumJaje

I don't have UNO so go f*ck off.
Everyone has UNO dipsh*t, it came free with your f*cking Xbox.
I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man.
No you don't, I bought mine on day one you f*cking t*rd.
Well, mine didn't have it.
YOU HAVE UNOOOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.
I don't have it you f*cking f*ggot.
YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO.
I DON'T F*CKING HAVE UNO MOTHERF*CKER.
GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, YOU DUMB MOTHERF*CKER. IT'S A F*CKING CARD GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT.
I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE F*CKING FOUR, I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN.
YOU DON'T KNOW A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING, IT'S F*CKING UNO, IT'S FREE.
I DON'T HAVE UNOOO.
IS THIS GOING ON YOUTUBE?

Perfectly crafted masterpiece also XiaoLi224964 you are my worst enemy

I am writing this review at the time that the Mistlands update was released to the public test version of the game! I've been playing Valheim since it came out and yes, there have been some down times even then I have enjoyed this game since I purchased it. Nowadays, a lot of developers get lazy and take their time adding stuff, and although Valheim hasn't been always filled to the brim with content, you can't judge a dev team of 6 people. this isn't any triple A company, and for what its worth, the game is absolutely fantastic! every little bit in this game from chopping down trees to collecting resources feels just as rewarding as killing a boss. even spending several in-game days just improving and beautifying your base feel better than ever. I absolutely am in love with this game and am more than happy waiting to see what the devs have in store for us next.

a game thats so good it can be enjoyed even when you suck at it

actually just such a good game ong

holy sh*t someone take my pc away im failing beginners spanish bc of this game

really racist community, stupid ban reasons, terrible servers... who wouldnt wanna play it? 11/10

my doctor just took me off of my copium...

I've been playing destiny since its alpha this game was quite literally my entire childhood. Over the years, it's had its ups and downs (to put it nicely) but i never though that it would get this far. Now, I regret wasting all those years playing this franchise and tbh would rather play Fortnite than this ♥♥♥♥ because then i know for a fact that the game is a cash-grab and the company doesn't try and hide it.

In all seriousness, I've always stuck around during the dark times of the game, hoping that one day it will achieve glory. sadly, all it has become is a hellhole filled with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ corporate, employee layoffs, delayed DLCs, and hypocritical company policies.

I would take 2 tokens and a blue, static rolls, no infusions, 29 forever, hell even another curse of osiris over the BS that the game has evolved into.

I sit here writing my 40 yr old white mom yelp review with my iced french vanilla coffee in hand, legitimately crying, knowing that this huge part of my childhood is being taken out of my hands like Bungie taking candy (1000s of hours) from babies.

NO MORE COPIUM TODAY JOHN BUNGIE, I AM A NEW WOMAN! please refund the final shape if you've preordered it, go spend that money on robux or something.