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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:33pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:20am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 8:37am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:44pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:44pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:42am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:42am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:18am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:11pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:15am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:36am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:17pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:45am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:20am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 11:10am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 11:09am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:03am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:57am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:48am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:58pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:09am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:56am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:54am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:40am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:08am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 8:26am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:41pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:42am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:32am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:58pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:22pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:53am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:36am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:46pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:14pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:14pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:44am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:02pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:32pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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