scratch my bellayyyyy

i dont have a funny message this month;
hu tao > xiao

+Rep Lovely person!

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Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

If I see any more ':3' I am going to smash my head against the wall. What the fu,ck does it even mean? Wtf do you mean ':3'? People use it in the weirdest fu,cking ways. I used to think it was some quirky smily but people fu,cking put it anywhere at all? There was this post about depression and the OP wrote ':3' at the end. Don't even make me talk about Twitter chains but this is the worst, there's like one ':3' in the comments and every other reply in the thread is ':3' Like someone goes :3 and every reply is like :3 :3 :3 :3 And aren't twiiter users supposed to be real people behind the scenes? Why can't you just talk like people? Why do you have to ':3 And don't even talk about discord, literally every other sentence has a ':3' in it.

TLDR; I fu.cking hate it, stop using it, or I will start using :4