I ran into Abombo at the post office. I wanted to say hi, but didn’t want to be a pest. He looked right at me and said, 'Oh, you’re gonna stand there gawking?' I was so stunned, all I could muster was 'Um...' He started making exaggerated 'umm' sounds in my face. I finally left and heard him snicker. Later, I saw him at the counter with a tower of envelopes. He was mumbling about 'stamp conspiracies' and insisted each stamp be meticulously hand-pressed to 'avoid temporal anomalies.' The clerk was super patient, scanning each one like a champ. But Abombo kept interrupting with dramatic sighs and eye-rolls.

I saw Abombo at grocery store. I told him how cool it was to meet him, but didn’t want to be a douche and bother him. He said “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off going “huh huh huh?” closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. Then I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice and professional and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those.” First he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence”. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

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