Meat Lover's Deep Dish's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:25pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:26pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:56pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:56pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:34am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:35am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:13am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:40pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:35pm