Shimshaw Creamtime's Jazzpunk: Director's Cut Achievement Progress

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17 of 24 (71%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 11:24am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:33pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2018 @ 4:22pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 2:15pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 2:15pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:43pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:55pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 10:39am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 11:24am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 12:08pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 12:02pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 12:10pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 5:05pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 5:06pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 5:14pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 5:24pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 5:25pm