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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:24am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:45am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:08am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:54pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:38am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:38am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 9:44am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:56pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 9:44am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 6:46am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 7:27pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:33am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 9:43am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:37am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:42am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 12:18pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 4:14pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:29am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:05am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:33am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:17pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:41am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:18am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 9:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:45am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:56pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:37pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 6:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:24am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:53pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 7:14am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 11:01am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 10:37am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:24am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 6:58am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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