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-- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever",
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Insufficient facts always invite danger.
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MerryChristmas𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 2025
MerryChristmas𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 2025
MerryChristmas𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 2025
我只想祝你十一月繁荣健康!
距离又一年仅剩一个月的时间,祝您好运和健康。
当然,祝您游戏愉快!
Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a
lot a poker.
-- Karyl Roosevelt
And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,
because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
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𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒚.🌹
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𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒚.🌹
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+ WHAT IS SHAM?
- a trick or fraud. an imitation that is meant to deceive; counterfeit.
Feed me more datums!
→ Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
→ Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
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Yours truly, Ernesto (the cat)
→ ...will bring strange work.
→ Lucky Numbers:
→ 73,66,51
🤓 Another war ... must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost in this way? ... Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death ... -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2 😚
🤑 I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. -- Groucho Marx 🙂
Operative: "We locked on to Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you
hit atmo. I can speak a word and send a missile to that exact location
inside of three minutes."
Mal: "You do that, best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord."
(tosses a gadget to the Operative)
Operative: "... pulse beacon..."
ㅤㅤ ✌🏾 We have secondary perimeter overruns, what is ETA on skyshield drop? 👈🏼
{ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes }
"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned father
inconsolable - demands recount!" -- Calvin
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
-- Calvin
My family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me. Consequently
I'm not self actualized. -- Calvin
Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. 沈陽最強伝說と疾走の猛獣!老頭楽一郎です can copy reasonably accurately, but they does not produce their own ideas. When ideas are challenged by others, 沈陽最強伝說と疾走の猛獣!老頭楽一郎です listens to their view and tries to defend a position, but may not yet have the experience or authority to present the case well. Or may be over-aggressive in defending a position. No absences without valid reason in 6 months.
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. - Voltaire
This is the story of the bee
Whose sex is very hard to see
You cannot tell the he from the she
But she can tell, and so can he
The little bee is never still
She has no time to take the pill
And that is why, in times like these
There are so many sons of bees.
A lady with one of her ears applied
To an open keyhole heard, inside,
Two female gossips in converse free --
The subject engaging them was she.
"I think", said one, "and my husband think
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🧀 Cheese Wedge 🧀
🍝 Spaghetti 🍝
🍬 Candy 🍬
🥬 Greens 🥬
🥓 Bacon 🥓
𝐹𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 & 𝑅𝑎𝑡𝑒 & 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 & 𝐴𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑, 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑌𝑜𝑢
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𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝐻𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝐵𝑖𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑆𝑎𝐵𝑢𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑒
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Я запросив його до себе додому на вечірку. Він сказав, що прийде, тож я з нетерпінням чекав зустрічі з ним у реальному житті.
Коли він прийшов до мене додому, він притиснув мене до стіни і почав кусати мене за вухо, я відчув, як його твердий член врізався в мою ногу. Я вдарив його, а потім відштовхнув від себе. Виявилося, що він г.е.й. Не довіряйте цьому хлопцю!
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