(华丽烟花特效开场)滴！您订购的《现实gal愚人节超·完全限定DLC》已加载完毕，本日将为您呈现究极魔改体验!

【新增级可攻略角色】
傲娇の核爆级青梅曾根美雪持有白色相簿2 级胃痛剧本，附带囚禁监视一条龙服务
病娇文学主宰者莫妮卡在图书馆发现你的School Days借阅记录了，君与彼女式轮回倒计时启动
量子纠缠型AI米塔自带世界、认知改变功能，根据推算有99.9%概率已关闭核心入口，需要开启心跳文学社类型物理安慰模式吗？

【系统全面升级-好感度可视化2.0】
角色头顶悬浮赛博朋克风格AR进度条(附带心跳频率/好感度实时监测)
追加ATRI级动态水面光影，任意动作可触发QTE事件
特殊事件解锁新海诚同款樱花滤镜

【特殊规则追加-禁忌の愚人法则】
傲娇能量场全域覆盖：所有告白台词将强制扭曲为「バカ」「変態が」(声优自动切换为钉宫理惠声线)
寒蝉进口柴刀全面升级：新增《心跳文学部》Monika级后台监控，自带毫米级定位，检测到多线操作时触发《School Days》鲜血结末特典
痛觉同步率提升至300%：被甩时会真实体验《Clannad》After Story级精神创伤

（荧光小字）※隐藏条款※
解锁隐藏角色「Miku39」需达成全CG收集现实世界社死事件x99
本日23:59前未达成True End将永久加载《沙耶之歌》恋爱级滤镜
本产品最终解释权归Miku39所有

(闪烁警告图标)检测到您正在阅读此文本——【心跳加速补丁】已强制安装完成！ (电量低于20%自动播放《届かない恋》)

Hey everyone! ✨ I’m here with some exciting news—I’ve updated my profile! 🎉 It’s now designed in the style of an Oni girl. I put a lot of effort into the artwork—from generating the initial concept with AI (which, of course, required a lot of fixing due to artifacts) to carefully cutting it into layers in Photoshop for animation.

At one point, after hours of work, the power went out, and my project was completely lost… 😭 So, I had to start from scratch—redrawing, cutting, and animating everything again. But in the end, I must say, I love this version even more than the previous one! 💖

I’d truly appreciate it if you could check out my profile and share your thoughts! Your support means the world to me. Thank you so much, and I wish you a wonderful weekend! ✨😊

𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮`𝓼 𝓓𝓪𝔂