mikolayec's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 12:02pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 5:58am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 6:29am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 12:28am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 8:13am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 2:51pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 3:38pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 6:34am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 6:49am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 7:54am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 2:25pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 2:16am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 8:08am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 1:26am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 5:01am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 1:49am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 1:00pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 2:31pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 11:55am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 2:31pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 2:18am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 11:42am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 6:29am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 6:44am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 7:21am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 8:23am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 3:04pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2019 @ 11:55am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 11:40am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 2:23pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 6:40am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 2:56pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 3:18am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 11:44am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 2:58pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 8:06am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 3:58am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 2:20am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2017 @ 3:25pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30