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H-hewwo is anybody thewe

*cave slowly begins to fill with water*

H-hewwo pwease somebody hewp me H-ewwo!!

*you can feel the surface of the water barely lapping at you*

Nononono hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me. God wwest youw soul! Hewwo! Ma'am why awe you doing this to me Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease

<picture of Obama>

M-mr obama is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo


<picture of Obama; zoomed in slightly>


Pwease Mr Obama Pwease save me i downt wanna die D: H-hewwo mr obama awe you still thewe?? OvO


<picture of Obama; zoomed in slightly more>



M-mr obama pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed! Ill do anything fow you mr obama pwease hewp


Mr Obama: Anything?


Anything for you mr obama :3


Mr Obama: Then perish
<picture of Obama zoomed on his eyes with a red tint>

nNNOOOnoo!! nOOOonooOOOOOO!!! D:

show. bnuuny. NOW!!!

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one bad gloop, and she do what I yoinky
two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy
three more yoinks, then I buy me a smoothie
poured up a gloop, that's a gloop and a splurgy

YOURE THE SLAYEST OF THE SLAY AND YOU KNOW IT